#jokes but stillll :(

[sonknuxadow]

this is really morbid i know but does anyone else ever think about how there have been multiple instances across different continuities of knuckles failing at his duty in his eyes and immediately rushing to trying to kill himself and only not dying because one of his friends was there to stop him. and its never really properly addressed afterwards. can somebody PLEASE check on knuckles.

[ohheyitsjustbear]

If I don't get a hickey this year I might just kms 🤷‍♀️

[fakevariety]

parallels?

[zaatanna]

i love those assign polls but i always rb them when everyones asleep so then nobody rbs them from me and then i don’t get assigned and then i’m left with countless sleepless nights wondering how people in my phone perceive me

[m00ng4z3r]

Luke is in fact the father of CHB. He tuck kids to bed, reads stories, kisses injuries, helps with homework. He thinks since he didn’t have a father he never wants another kid to feel that way

Alexander Hamilton gonna catch these fists rn

Luke Castellan

A/N: hcs cause I’m feeling feral

• Luke is a nail biter. He constantly picks and chews - drawing blood in the process.

• Luke hates the color green - it brings back terrible memories and makes him want to vomit.

• Luke loves giving forehead kisses - ones where he stays with his lips on your forehead for a long time conveying his love that way

• Luke is in fact the father of CHB. He tuck kids to bed, reads stories, kisses injuries, helps with homework. He thinks since he didn’t have a father he never wants another kid to feel that way

• Luke hates small spaces - it makes him claustrophobic. It reminds him of when he used to hide from his mother in the closet. Trapped. Sometimes at night he wakes you to come for walks outside - because the walls of the Hermes cabin were closing in

• Luke is a morning person - he has to be with all the kids in the Hermes cabin

• Luke likes the Rocky movies. He stole them from a thrift store on VHS. The boys at camp love it and even quote it (mostly Charlie and Luke)

• speaking of stealing - no one talks about how good he is at it. Sometimes he doesn’t even know he took anything until a few hours later when he looks into his pocket.

• Luke has no filter sometimes - especially around you - he blames the ADHD

• Luke is very good at sneaking around - very quiet on his feet

•Luke bounces his leg when he’s nervous

• Luke loves kids - he loves helping the younger campers. You don’t know if it is because he had a poor childhood - but secretly he considers most of the campers his children in a way

• Luke has crooked teeth - when he smiles one is chipped in the upper corner. When he laughs he throws his head back gripping at his chest - imperfectly perfect

• Luke likes domestic living it makes him feel safe and in control

• Luke only talks about his mom at night after episodes of grueling nightmares - never during the day - never in causal conversation - you never pry

• Luke has bug bites all over his legs - he always picks at them leaving scabs

• Luke makes decisions sometimes without thinking - he never really tries to think ahead

• Luke loves when you run your fingers through his hair - it helps him sleep

• Luke is a light sleeper - always prepared to wake when another Hermes camper has a nightmare

• Luke has panic attacks that frequently end up with him in your bed - vice versa

• When Luke hugs you it’s like he clings on - almost like him might never see you again

• Luke always dirty - whether it be dirt on his shirt - grass stains on his pants - leaves in his hair?

Okay I’m done for tonight

[fairytsuk1]

getting high with alex

IM CRAZY!! i feel alex has never rlly smoked (maybe one or two hits) so hed def wanna be with you for his first proper smoke sesh bcuz he comfy with you

for his first time honestly a few joints will do since i think he’d be pretty sensitive AWW but hes obsessed with how your pink tongue peeks out to like the paper. the intricate way you roll the filter and smirk at him, “excited?”

“well, yeah! i just hope it’s not too much,” he lightly frets, hands on knees like a school boy.

“it won’t be. i’ll take care of you,” you murmur.

you’re too focused on the joint to see the way his cheeks heat up and his eyes lose focus at your tone.

you guys spark up! alex coughs and sputters but you reassure him; it’s only smoothly from there. alex is hazy and funny. you giggle at his jokes and stroke his thigh, it sends tingles up the back of his neck.

“how are you feeling?”

“good i’m … good,” he pauses, blinking, “are you—how can you be so pretty? i mean, are you an angel?”

you smile, shaky arms pushing yourself closer till you’re nearly in his lap, “alex! you’re so cute, so sweet. you’re an angel.”

he laughs you off, “stopp.”

he doesn’t stop you from moving into his lap thought. in fact, he welcomes it. alex’s arms pull you closer by your waist till your stomach’s are touching.

“is this okay,” he whispers.

“of course,” you purr with lidded eyes, “i want you.”

“i want you too.”

the two of you embrace the quiet before engaging in a hot lip-lock. it’s sweet. you taste like smoke. he tastes like the mango he was munching on. your lips are sticky when you pull apart, “this feels incredible.”

“i know,” you peck his jaw. his chest rumbles deliciously under your palms, “i’m so glad you’re enjoying it, papi.”

“jesus, i’ll cum in my pants.”

“heh, it’d stillll be sexy!”

you chirp into his neck as he slowly rolls your hips. groans spill from his mouth and you want to devour him whole.

[snowball-doie]

why does daehyun dislike/hate renjun sm tho? like was it a preinstalled feature? he came out the womb, took one look at renjun and was like ion fw this guy or did something happen?

Soooo we know Dae was fussy with Renjun as a baby. Didn’t like it when Renjun held him and all that. But at the time, the rest of the parents laughed it off cuz they thought that Daehyun would grow out of it— You know, some babies just don’t fw certain ppl, what are you gonna do about it? 🤷‍♀️ But Dae never grew out of it. As a toddler, he’d still be fussy and throw big tantrums around Renjun who was just trying his best to get Dae into his chair to eat dinner……… But the reason it stuck for real- The reason Daehyun stillll doesn’t fw Renjun,… two things 1) stubborness- Daehyun THINKS he’s gotta stick to the bit because it’s been going on for so damn long now that he’ll look weak if he gives it up now and decides to be besties with Renjun. 🧍‍♀️BRO WHO RAISED THIS KID? Anyhow. 2) immaturity- it doesn’t take a genius for the other parents to immediately click that daehyun’s school friends are all a bunch of little shits who are incredibly spoiled rich kids with incredibly inappropriate and immature humor. Once the rumors start in elementary school that Daehyun’s “uncle” is gay, Daehyun tries to “disown” his own dad by being like “ugh ya, I can’t believe my mom and dad would want to live with him. Gay ppl are so gross.” EXCUSEEEEE YOUUUUUU. But he knows he can’t say shit like that around his parents. Getting caught talking smack about Renjun for the sake of fitting in is a big no no. Also, he knowsssssss all of his dad’s are fucking so like come on mannnn why do we have to target Renjun? But it’s because Daehyun wants to fit in so badly that he’s willing to go along with everyone else being mean about his dad and the fact that one kid MIGHT have seen Renjun kissing Chenle’s cheek one morning during drop off at the school….. “he’s always up in my business,” Daehyun complains to his friends at lunch one day in 5th grade. “Like, he’s always yelling at me to clean my room, clean the bathroom, help with cooking dinner, doing my homework on time. He’s not my dad. What’s his problem?” “Maybe he likes you,” one of his friends jokes. They all groan with disgust. “Ew!!!” “Renjun and Daehyun sitting in a tree-“ You get it. But that’s why the whole thing stuck for so long. Daehyun’s environment growing up encouraged him to be a little shit towards Renjun, and none of it even mattered by the time he got to college.

Shame settled in once he moved into his dorm and met new people who were actually intelligent and mature. He realized quickly how he had wasted the first 18 years of his life being cruel to his dad who really didn’t do anything to him except try to be his dad. Sure, there was nothing for them to connect over. But Daehyun could’ve still tried to be NICE. Because of his shame, though, he decided to not text Renjun while away at college for the first semester. He feared that Renjun wouldn’t want anything to do with him and was in fact glad to be rid of his rude son who had been miserable to raise…. little did Daehyun know, despite their differences, Renjun cried for four days straight after sending Dae to college, and he had a countdown on his phone leading to when Daehyun would come back to visit for winter break. “I think he hates me,” Daehyun admits woefully, playing with the straw in his milkshake so he didn’t have to look up at his sisters while he cried. “I don’t blame him… I’ve never been nice to him a day in my life. I hate me too.” “Gosh, you’re so stupid, Dae,” Jieun scoffs. He looks up, his eyes watery and red. “When you were born, Baba was over the moon with excitement. Not being able to hold you didn’t stand in his way, he slept in a chair next to your crib almost every night just to make sure you were okay, and if something happened then he grabbed Eomma to hold you since he couldn’t. And you’re even stupider than we thought if you think our dads didn’t know about the rumors at your school and the way you participated in all of that. Samoyed had half a mind of kicking you out in 6th grade when they heard you were instigating more rumors, but Baba was the one who told everyone to leave you alone. He always stuck up for you. I’ll never understand it- Me personally, I would’ve hit you, but….. Baba’s spent more time crying over missing you since you moved to China than anything else. Eomma can’t even convince him to try to go to the grocery store with her every week ‘cause he’s so distraught that they can’t even pull him out of bed.” “I didn’t know…..” “Yeah, well, you were a little preoccupied being an unsavory asshat your entire life.” “I’m sorry…” “Don’t tell us that,” Yuna says, “tell Baba.”

[skyblueartt]

Original story idea ramblinggg about ideassss!

So for a few years I’ve had this vague story idea in my head, about a demon girl (Lola) who is Satan’s oldest daughter, right— and the times comes for Satan himself to sorta retire from his position as ‘ruler of hell’. And Lola is next in line for the throne!! But one small problem, she’d rather DIE than take that role. She’s a demon and can’t die, but damn dude, stillll! She’s very very veryyyy fascinated with the human world and doin her own thing, yadadaya

Anyways I never have really thought much about her dad as a character, I’ve always been like ‘oh he’s just sorta in the background’. But nooo dude I’d LOVE to make him like, just. A DAD. Satan, a guy who loves his two daughters lmfaooo. Typa guy to wear Hawaiian shirts, tell dad jokes, probably loves grilling. That’s SO fun. Maybe he goes by Mr. S instead of ‘Satan’💀💀💀 idk as a former catholic school kid, something about making the devil, the incarnation of EVIL, some fun dad (he’s still a bad guy don’t get me wrong) is SO FUNNNN

[sillymizu-13]

I've ranted abt Patricia to you so I wanna hear you rant abt your crush (if you want to)

ooh ooh okayyyy soooo

story’s under the cut because the post is mega long 😭😭😭

it was a couple weeks ago when this happened but in physics i sit next to my crush (dinosaur) and it’s 2 to a desk so it’s just me and him together. Usually he’s a massive bitch and is like “oh your so weird h stfu” (lil tsundere boy) but that day he was surprisingly nice. we joked and laughed and shit talked our teacher and he let me copy his answers on a quiz (usually he notices and hides his quiz but this time he let me!!) it might’ve been because i had been insanely ill and missed like 2 lessons and forgot all about newtons laws but stillll. One of my friends (we shall call her marine) sits nearby and when she looked over he was smiling. Now marine sits next to dinosaur in a lot of lessons because of the register and she had never seen him smile like that. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 but he’s only ever like that when it’s just us two, when it’s near his friends he’s a bitch but he can be a little nice

hmm another time which is sort of a h x dinosaur thing is when he started crying during DT class

basically my friend 370 (don’t ask lmaoo) said his name whilst talking and being the bitch he is dino was like  “why did you say my name, shut up” and the substitute teacher thought he was cussing her out 😭😭😭 the teacher got really mad and said “oi u say sorry your on a C1” istg this kid gave the most lifeless sorry i’ve ever heard. then the teacher sent him out of the class for some reason (???) and you could see his face went a bit red and his eyes were teary 😭😭 being the swag person i am i asked to go to the toilet so i could check on him. brother he was standing there literally like this 🧍‍♂️ 🥺

I FELT SO BADD OMGGG so i was like “oh are you okay?” and he was like “idek anymore that subs a bitch i didn’t do anything” honestly he was trying so hard to not cry but i was like “awwh don’t worry about it” and walked off to go to the toilet ( i didn’t go to the toilet i just walked around school and did a lap before coming back) when i came back tho he was back inside the classroom and just chatting with his mates

soo yeah that’s all the story’s i’ve got for today 😜😜😜

[strange-doll-child]

Do you have any headcannons for the Shadow Pianist?

Omg! Matter a fact I do lmao, one of my favorites after all hehe, lot of it is brainrot but stillll

I hc his name to be "Charlie Baroketch", I don't really know why, his last name- I took that from the Ghost Gallery iteration of him but idk where 'Charlie' came from, I just liked it

I (dis)like to beleive he was murdered by Constance because he found her like- Right after she killed one of her husbands and because he was a witness he had to go too, she just fucked up and hit his face tho because he panicked, so as a haunt he has just a wound all the way across his face that goes over one of his eyes

Speaking of that- I also think he can materialize into a visible haunt like the rest, he just doesn't do it that often because he feels comfortable as a shadow(And safe)

That Non-Binary flag in my most recent drawings of him is like, half a joke, referring to the fact he is basically just a shadow he can be perceived however he likes(And also the fact the Shadow Pianist is female in one continuity)

Him and Emily(The Beating Heart bride) get along fairly well, he was scared of her at first because he mistook her for Constance(brides and all that) but now she's kinda like a sister to him

IDK if this counts as a hc but I randomly started shipping him with Etienne Lalaurie(One of the duelists, specifically the one in black & red to how I deemed to name them) thanks to my girlfriend and like- Yeah sure that's a thing now lol

I have very vivid imagery of this man having a panic attack almost because when he first arrived in the mansion he remembered he was a pianist but he could NOT remember how to play the piano, like he was actually crying

I have more somewhere but like- This is everything that I remember rn and like- Yeah most of these kinda just pop up in the moment and all but I hope these suffice hhehes

[killuaisaprincess]

happy new years to the person who stalked and bullied me with their 1,000 plus twitter followers while I had like 30 lol

Stillll was the best thing that ever happened to meeee NOT JOKING

THANKS FOR HELPING ME BECOME MY TRUE SELF ALMOST THREE YEARS BABY OF BEING TRUE ME

AND HAPPY NEW YEARS FOR EVERYONE ELSE LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS BABEY PRINCESS 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I AHHHHHHHH

[okiexist]

Dude the invisble man (1933) is so fine, like if you disagree, good, cause he is mine and I will go alpha bark bark for him

[othercrossee]

What 25 years of t does to a mf

[yourlocalnicknackkinnie]

Character Bingo: Nick Nack (HP:MS)

@dolly-royal @omggypsyesmeraldathings-blog (I know you asked for Riley too but I'm making it a separate post since its the same character :3 )

Alrighty lets begin (It's gonna be very long because I've got a lot of things to say about him)

They are so cool looking

I gotta admit, he looks very cool. Even tho some prople say he looks like James Charles (Which I STRONGLY disagree) I love his design. I personally like his clothes, the man has drip. Heck, I literally painted a white blazer for a cosplay but now I just wear it when I'm not in cosplay anymore. I also like his facial structure since it gave me a challenge to draw him before but now I've gone used too it. (I can go on and on)

Everyone but me is wrong about them

Ok, so this is just a little joke (I do believe in other people's headcanons about him) but I would make this joke of "As a Nick Nack Kinnie, he would defiantly do that" if there's something that I think he would do.

Wasted Potential

Ik hes in the prequel but he could have more potential in the first game too (Since his model was already made). I think that Nick could've been in the tea party with Mortimer and Riley at the end instead of Kathy. (IDK but stillll)

If they were real I would be afraid of them

Ok, maybe a little startled but still- I mean, he's a puppet that wants a human as his host. But I headcanon that when you say that he's your favorite, he'll stop, cry and just be nicer to you. (Since he doesn't want to harm a fan)

They are deeper then they seem

for some reason I feel like there's something more about Nick that we don't know. The fact that he might have the urge not hunt for Owen and his urge to do it is strange but maybe there's more context in the game when its realesed.

They got done DIRTY by fans

So one time I tried to look how far the fandom has got. So every fandom has R34 art so I decided to type it in on google and OH I REGRET MY DECISION. I found a Nick Nack one- (IDK if that counts tho but still)

Didn't get enough screen time

This applies for the first game. like- we only see him in the shadows and that's it.

I want to carry them in a handbag like a tiny dog

Well kinda, I don't own any handbags but I wanna put him in a back pack instead with him poking out of it. If i had a Nick Nack puppet i would put him in there, let him poke out of it and go out with him like that for aesthetic purposes (And probably comfort reasons as well).

Nothing I like about them is technically canon

Another joke one. I do like things that are canon but I like to come up with headcanons to make me like him more than usual.

Why do they look like that

I don't mean his Midnight show ver. I meant his model that was supposed to be in the first game. What happened to his eyes? Where his is little beard thingy? (I headcanon that the eyes are supposed to be a mechanism that was added in later. like Puppet contact lenses I guess. it was later added because it wasn't in the blue prints so it was just a last minute idea Owen came up with)

Im mentally ill about them

Help, my mind is all about him now- send help (JK)

Wow... they are LITERALLY me!

Yep, that's me (As my username says it) I relate to him a lot. from my interests to maybe personality. heck I made a list of it and there's a lot of things I kin him that its scary. Ex. liking arts, having mood swings, being a tea person, likes to sing (the difference is that I think my voice sounds horrible) and more things-

They've never done anything wrong in their life <33

Ok, Ok maybe he has done some thing wrong in his life but at least he has the urge to not kill us-

So that's all for now. I could make a headcanon post about him on here (Pls reblog or comment down if you want something like this cause I have a lot of headcanons for Nick and plus I love making this kinds of posts)

[sellbutatmall]

THX FOR 😭😭1000 DEAD SOULS FLOWING TO ME IM STILLLL REMAIN LOYAL TO SULBUTAMOL AND GLUE FUCK OFF😊😊

FUCK 12 FUCK LIFE EVERYTHING IS JOKE

..::TORNADO PULSEUP MOB 2020::..

[nyan-koii]

The existent of tanjiro means that theres always his alter ego tanjiro in which in this essay i will share my recent thoughts of dark tanjiro (pressumably best said as demon tanjiro but no) and his shenanigans of what i think would be nice or love to see

Cw : grammar error lol, i proofread but stillll.... and i just write what i thought at the moment. Very ooc since i like it that way

In the case of following, tanjiro who has always been kind older brother, supports and helps everyone, tries to do his best and keeps a high ambition would be peculiar of sighting to this dark tanjiro who dwells in darkness, nihilistic and obviously rebellious to everyone.

Saying that he is equivalent to a demon is wrong. He's more to the combination of lonely giyuu + abbrasive sanemi. Plus a little bit of douma. wouldnt that be nice? I find it good that in every kindness, theres always a spot of hatred in our heart. Tanjiro has it

Scenarios of him running around in the butterfly estate, messing with the girls and interrupting shinobu with her experimemts and research to which she would throw him out. Hes playful like tengen but a harsh one. He once made one of the girls cry by saying how bad the rice balls taste (tanjiro would've kill him in spot) and he laughed upon the fat tears dripping on the floor. Aoi noticed this and scolded him to which he responded "it was just a joke!"

Dark tanjiro maintains a good relationship with kyojuro (he respected him obviously. He is way too strong for his own good!) and he oftens visit his estate. Senjuro would try to avoid him, the teasing and joking remarks from him made the poor boy uncomfortable and become more self conscious about himself. Obviously he wouldnt tell this to his brother, not when tanjiro eyes him like an eagle looking at its prey. Pathetic, with a scoff he thought.

He doesnt mess around with muichiro that much. Its not entertaining to piss off someone near your age, he thought. Maybe because he usually just spaces off but tanjiro hates him. He's..... painfully boring. If he could be described, he's blank like a white paint on a white canvas.

with everytime you walk pass through sanemi's estate, you can hear the sound of punching and grunting resonates through the air. Dont step in to stop them, its gonna be the cause of your death. They just wont stop

Giyuu. Giyuu. He doesnt have any words on him. Probably the same like muchiro but he liked the feeling of funeral whenever he's around him. Reminds him of his family.

Probably the reason why tanjiro could always be seen with mitsuri is because he probably would admire her huge chest as he smooth talks himself in the conversation. Mitsuri was oblivious as always, thinking that the boy is too friendly for his own good. She knew tanjiro is not himself but the boy is being very kind and nice to her. How could she deny it?

Like how he often gets into a fist fight with sanemi, both obanai and him always get into a quarrel everytime they cross their path. Be it about weather, swordmanship, kaburamaru, mitsuri or anything whatever that they have different opinions on, they'll quarrel. Its amusing at first but can be suffocating as time pass

Dark tanjiro despise gyomei. He envied him. He wanted to be him. He loathed him. He admired him. Gyomei is just, too good to be true. Well, in strengh obviously. Who would want to live a life where you cant see and need to rely on your hearings and other senses. Its annoying, having to deal with that kind of stuff. "You cant be perfect. Yeah.... no one is perfect," tanjiro laughed, his mind once again brought him to the image of gyomei sitting alone as if waiting for something to happen.

Tanjiro had a situation where he once accidentally (purposely) hit on one of uzui's wives. What was her name again? Suma was it? Yeah, she was flustered and taken aback by tanjiro's words she couldnt help but to cry in embarrasment. Tengen saw this and immediately knocked tanjiro until he fainted. The last thing he saw was a bloodied smirk and narrow eyes.

Putting up with tanjiro's behaviour is certainly not an easy job. He's playful, flirty, rebellious, a ticking time bomb and mysterious. It makes you think that you're in a game, his game and every step you choose determines his next move. Tanjiro would visit you every so often, be it night or day, occupied or free, he's there, waving to you with a smile "mind if i knock you up?" Does he have to put it in that way? Its very uncomfortable being with him but you cant simply push him away and you dont even know why. Maybe because you secretly enjoys his company. Could it be? You're so lonely everytime you wouldnt mind someone bothering you. But if tanjiro is crossing the line, you wont hesitate to send this boy back to the butterfly estate. "I want to kill you so bad tanjiro," "you cant cuz you'll miss me,"